You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
