do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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