Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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