Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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