So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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