About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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