It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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