if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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