Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
My vagina just clenched in fear
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Randomize
