You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
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