Duck Duck Cougar?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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