There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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