Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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