they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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