Dual....:-)
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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