who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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