How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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