God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
