I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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