oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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