I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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