he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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