My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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