let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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