Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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