I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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