don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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