there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Randomize
