The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Non-Jews are for practice
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Randomize
