no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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