good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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