At least make sure they are 18
Why
I met the friendliest cop last night
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I didn't notice because vodka
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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