Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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