shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
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