I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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