return my video game
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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