yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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