Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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