Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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