Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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