ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
i think my mom watched the whole time
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
The air taste purple.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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