In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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