dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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