I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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