I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
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