did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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