Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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