oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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