do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
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