I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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